The Parasite Audit

Input Parasites: Feeds Outrage the Bottomless Scroll

Raindrops on a dark window blur warm city lights into endless glowing bokeh. — a The Obsidian Key guide to Input Parasites: Feeds Outrage the Bottomless Scroll.

You picked up the phone to check the weather. Ninety minutes later the kettle is cold, half the morning is gone, and you cannot name a single thing you received in exchange. That trade — attention handed over, nothing returned — has a precise name in this book, and the name is not addiction and not weakness. Input parasites are the screens, feeds, and channels that farm the cargo of your Signal for someone else’s benefit, and they are the most common habitat the audit finds. The practice that hunts them on a schedule is mapped in the parasite audit guide.

Key takeaways

  • An input parasite is anything with a feed attached that takes your attention and returns none of it.
  • The scroll is bottomless by design; farming requires a crop that keeps producing.
  • Outrage is the costliest leak per minute, because amplitude is the multiplier of the Signal.
  • Two diagnostics expose your largest inputs: last week’s screen-time number and the first voice of the morning.
  • Sealing the inputs returns twenty or forty unused minutes within the first week.

The attention marketplace

Attention is the cargo of the Signal. Identity gives the broadcast its form, emotion gives it amplitude, but attention is the thing actually carried, and every unit of it spent is a unit transmitted. That is why the definition of a parasite is so cold. It is not a judgment of character; it is a measurement of exchange: “a parasite is anything that takes your attention and returns none of it.” Nothing in that sentence says evil, and nothing says weakness. It says arithmetic. A feeding pattern is any arrangement where the attention flows out and the return flow is zero.

The mechanism is subtler than theft, and the distinction matters: “A parasite does not steal; farming is subtler than theft.” A thief takes something you would have kept. A farmer gets you to grow the crop yourself: “It plants an irritation and harvests the attention you send to look at it.” It manufactures an emergency and collects the minutes that arrive, panting, to help. From the inside the arrangement feels collaborative, because you chose each installment. The harvest is only visible later, in the only ledger that counts here — minutes of a finite life, transmitted toward nothing you authored.

Why input parasites are the most common kind

The doctrine lists five openings through which parasites enter a day: the feeds, outrage, other people’s emergencies, ambient worry, and unchosen obligations. Two of the five are pure inputs, and the other three are usually fed by them — the emergencies arrive through a channel, the worry is rehearsed on one, the obligation lives in a group chat. This is why input parasites dominate a modern day without anyone choosing them. A person who farms you still has to call. A feed only has to exist.

Look at what the scroll itself is: “The scroll is engineered to be bottomless for a reason, and the reason is not your enrichment.” An hour given to it is “an hour of attention transmitted at high frequency toward whatever a stranger’s ranking machine places in front of you.” The direction of the whole transaction is stated in two sentences: “None of it is aimed at your state. All of it is aimed at your eyes.” A feed never asks how you are. It does not need an answer; it needs you to keep watching, and it collects the broadcast that leaks out of your attention as its fee.

Outrage: the costliest leak per minute

Not all inputs cost the same. The most expensive one is an emotion, not an app: “This is the costliest leak per minute, because outrage is the highest-amplitude emotion most people ever feel on an ordinary day, and amplitude is the multiplier of the Signal.” Outrage is rare among feelings in that people seek it out, and the feed learned this — it is why the ranking machines serve whatever spikes you. To spend that amplitude on the conduct of a distant stranger is to broadcast, at full volume, a self that lives in emergency, and the Field matches what it is sent.

A chronically outraged life precipitates accordingly: rooms full of things to be outraged about, arriving on schedule. The channel that carries it deserves its own audit, and the anger that needs no stranger at all — the argument you re-run alone in the chest — is examined in the unfinished argument, the purest modern parasite. The standalone case for cutting the feed of indignation is made in outrage, the costliest leak per minute.

Two diagnostics: the number and the first hour

The audit of inputs needs no journal and no counselor, only two lookups. The first is the screen-time counter on the device you are reading this on. Open it, look at last week’s number, and do not soften it — do not subtract the portion you call work, and do not average it down. The book is blunt about what the figure is: “That number is hours of transmitted attention, and whatever it is, it is the single largest donor to your current life.” Whatever you intended your life to be made of, that many hours went into what it actually is.

The second lookup is quieter. Who spoke to you first this morning — not who was physically present, but whose voice, images, and emergencies entered the Receiver before your own intention did? If the answer is a feed, the day’s tuning was done by strangers: “If the answer is a feed, then your Signal is being tuned daily by strangers before you have signed it once, and every later practice is an argument with the morning’s first author.” Everything you practice afterward becomes a correction of a transmission you did not author.

What sealing the inputs returns

The remedies are the same three judgments the audit applies to everything: remove what returns nothing, time-box what has a real function, and mute without announcement. The difference between the two primary verdicts is walked through in remove or time-box, the two remedies for leaks. Expect the first days to feel unnaturally quiet, and expect boredom to visit with offers — the feed sold back one minute at a time. The boredom is not a problem. It is the sound of the vessel beginning to hold.

What comes back is not abstract. Somewhere in the first week, “twenty or forty unused minutes simply appear in the evening, blinking, like a room discovered behind a wall.” Do not refill them with a smaller leak. And near the fifth sealed day the density of the days themselves changes: “Nothing new is being sent. The Signal, for the first time, is arriving whole.” The definition that started this — takes attention, returns none — becomes testable in reverse, which is the cleanest way to identify what stays: “Value returns. Parasites merely insist.” The full anatomy of the category, including the habitats that are not inputs, is laid out in what a parasite is, exactly.

Frequently asked questions

What are input parasites in one sentence

Any screen, feed, or channel that takes your attention and returns none of it. The definition is about the exchange rate, not the device: a screen you author with is a tool, and a screen that authors you is a parasite.

Is all screen time a leak

No. The test is the return, not the screen. An hour of deliberate work on a screen is allocation; the same hour scattered across a scroll is leakage. The counter cannot tell the difference, which is why you look past the number at what the hours actually built.

How many inputs should I cut at once

Three, and the largest three. Sealing is seven days on a small number of holes, because “a man who fights twenty holes seals none.” Everything else on the list is left alone on purpose; it shrinks on its own once the Flame holds.

Will cutting feeds leave me uninformed

You lose the ambient alarm feed, not the news. Value returns on a chosen schedule; parasites merely insist on an unchosen one. If information has a real function in your life, it survives the time-box, and it arrives calmer.

What if my work requires the feed

Then the feed has a function, and function is the case for time-boxing rather than deletion. Assign it a fixed window with a timer and exit it cleanly. The work keeps its tool; the parasite loses the unbounded venue it was farming.


This guide is educational and spiritual in nature. It is not medical, legal, or financial advice. If a practice brings up distress, speak with a qualified professional.

The economics are simple enough to run tonight: attention is the cargo, inputs are the market where it is sold, and you are the only one who can close the stalls that never pay. The book that gives this audit its teeth — the definition, the sealing, and the twenty minutes a week that keep the walls — is The Obsidian Key.